R is for . . .

Regrets

I regret

Not having the lights on when we were fucking. Yes, that's all it was.
Not making her come more than once.
Not using sex toys.
Not getting a blow job.
Not getting a tit wank. She has gorgeous breasts.
Not fucking doggie style. Her ass is rounder than I remember.
Not giving her a hickey.
Not lasting longer in bed. Yes, I was Mr 5 minute man, more than once.
Not taking more video of her for my wank bank.
Not satisfying her more, yes, I was selfish/stupid.

All of the above are just me thinking out loud. You can tell I'm horny, can't you?